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Snake help. :: RE: my 1st snake

Author: snakewrangler50
Posted: Feb 01, 2010 01:38 (GMT 0)
Topic Replies: 4

Grass snakes are not very docile and they are usually very aggressive and get agitated by simple movements I would recommend a corn snake because of there docility and inexpensive needs also they don't really need a heating lamp depending on your house temperature they can stay at temp. 70-95 so you can read up on them.

Snake help. :: RE: i have a quick question? if someone can answer it for me pls

Author: snakewrangler50
Posted: Feb 01, 2010 01:27 (GMT 0)
Topic Replies: 1

That might be a little small but it will work remember only get an aquarium based on the snake's size if it's not very active if it is get an aquarium twice the designated size for the snake.

Snake help. :: i have a quick question? if someone can answer it for me pls

Author: snakeownr
Subject: i have a quick question? if someone can answer it for me pls
Posted: Aug 12, 2009 23:39 (GMT 0)
Topic Replies: 1

hi i have been waiting to get a hold of a false water cobra and my tank is 4ft x over 1ft x over 1ft i was just wondering is that big enought for a female FWC?
i know that FLC's can be cannibal's so that's why i would get them of the same size and keep them well feed now i have another question. would they both be ok in the 4ft tank.

Jokes :: Tired of It

Author: elianna
Subject: Tired of It
Posted: Aug 12, 2009 10:49 (GMT 0)
Topic Replies: 0

Four guys are driving cross-country together. Each man is from a different state: Idaho, Nebraska, Florida, and New York.

Shortly after the trip begins, the man from Idaho starts pulling potatoes from his bag and throwing them out the window. The man from Nebraska turns to him and asks, �What the heck are you doing?�

The man from Idaho says, �Man, we have so many of these things in Idaho, I�m sick of looking at them!�

A few miles down the road, the man from Nebraska begins pulling ears of corn from his bag and throwing them out the window.

The Floridian asks �What are you doing that for?�

The Nebraskan replies, �Man, we have so many of these things in Nebraska I�m sick of looking at them!�

Inspired by the others, the man from Florida opens the car door and pushes the New Yorker out.
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Jokes :: I�m not moving

Author: elianna
Subject: I�m not moving
Posted: Jul 24, 2009 12:24 (GMT 0)
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On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first class section and requested that she move to economy since she did not have a first class ticket. The blonde replied, �I�m blonde, I�m beautiful, I�m going to New York and I�m not moving.�

Not wanting to argue with a customer the flight attendant asked the co-pilot to speak with her. He asked the woman to please move out of the first class section. Again, the blonde replied, �I�m blonde, I�m beautiful, I�m going to New York and I�m not moving.�

The co-pilot returned to the cockpit and asked the captain what should he do. The captain said, �I�m married to a blonde and I know how to handle this.�

He went to the first class section and whispered in the blonde�s ear. She immediately jumped up and ran to the economy section mumbling to herself, �Why didn�t anyone just say so?�

Surprised, the flight attendant and the co-pilot asked what he said to her that finally convinced her to move from her seat. He said, �I told her the first class section wasn�t going to New York.�.
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Snake help. :: RE: supplements

Author: pacman77
Subject: good advice
Posted: Jul 11, 2009 08:13 (GMT 0)
Topic Replies: 13

Grape fruit seed oil was one I have been told about your post is the first one in which you have mentioned using it obviosly it has worked out okay so will try it with mine....cheers
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Jokes :: The new French cook

Author: elianna
Subject: The new French cook
Posted: Jun 30, 2009 08:45 (GMT 0)
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The French will eat almost anything. A young cook decided that the French would enjoy feasting on rabbits and decided to raise rabbits in Paris and sell them to the finer restaurants in the city. He searched all over Paris seeking a suitable place to raise his rabbits. None could be found. Finally, an old priest at the cathedral said he could have a small area behind the rectory for his rabbits. He successfully raised a number of them, and when he went about Paris selling them, a restaurant owner asked him where he got such fresh rabbits. The young man replied, "I raise them myself, near the cathedral. In fact, I have ... a hutch back of Notre Dame.
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Jokes :: Monster in a village

Author: elianna
Subject: Monster in a village
Posted: Jun 09, 2009 11:30 (GMT 0)
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Out far away in the himalayas there was a small village that was constantly terrified by this terrible monster named the medecrin.

The medicrin would come down to the village once a week and eat one of the villagers. Now, as you would guess, the population of the village decreased greatly after a few months of this, so, the chief of the village called forth the greatest hunter he could get and told him to hunt down and kill the medicrin.

So, after much talk, the hunter finally agreed to kill the medicrine. But the hunter, being smart, decided he would have to trap the monster to kill it, figuring he would get eaten if he faced it head on.

So he looked in his himalayan monster field book and found out that medicrins like sugar, so he ordered all the villagers to dig a deep hole and fill it with all the sugar in the village.

Later that week, the medicrine came down to the village. When it went after it`s usual meal, it saw the pit of sugar, looked at it a moment, and then went after another villager.

After the medicrin left, the chief called up the great hunter, and scolded the hunter for failing, but the hunter convinced the chief to give him another chance, and the chief agreed.

The next day, the hunter looked back to his himalayan monster field book and found that medicrins like loons even more than sugar.

So the great hunter went out, caught a loon, and placed it in the pit with the sugar. Now, it turns out that loons like sugar even more than medicrins, so the loon ate up all the sugar. So, a few days later the medicrine returned on time for it`s villager feast.

But, as it was heading for the village, the medicrin saw the pit with the loon. The medicrin imediatly became hungry for loon, so it climbed down into the pit and at the loon. But, as soon as it finished the loon off, it fell over, deader than a doornail.

The moral of the story? A loon full of sugar helps the medecrin go down.
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Jokes :: Problems In Maths

Author: elianna
Subject: Problems In Maths
Posted: May 04, 2009 21:15 (GMT 0)
Topic Replies: 0

Problems In Maths

Little Tommy was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried everything; tutors, flash cards, special learning centers, in short, everything they could think of. Finally in a last ditch effort, they took Tommy down and enrolled him in the local Catholic School.

After the first day, little Tommy comes home with a very serious look on his face. He doesn't kiss his mother hello. Instead, he goes straight to his room & starts studying. Books & papers are spread out all over the room and little Tommy is hard at work. His mother is amazed. She calls him down to dinner and to her shock, the minute he is done he marches back to his room without a word and in no time he is back hitting the books as hard as before. This goes on for sometime, day after day while the mother tries to understand what made all the difference.

Finally, little Tommy brings home his report card. He quietly lays it on the table and goes up to his room and hits the books. With great trepidation, his mom looks at it and to her surprise, little Tommy got an A in math. She can no longer hold her curiosity. She goes to his room and says: "Son, what was it? Was it the nuns?"

Little Tommy looks at her and shakes his head "No".

"Well then", she replies, "was it the books, the discipline, the structure, the uniforms, WHAT was it?".

Little Tommy looks at her and says, "Well, on the first day of school, when I saw that guy nailed to the plus sign, I knew they weren't fooling around.
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Jokes :: RE: Shopping

Author: jncg
Posted: Apr 10, 2009 13:25 (GMT 0)
Topic Replies: 1

lmao,,,,,welcome
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Wanna rant :: RE: TIME OUT....For a funny story!

Author: jncg
Posted: Apr 10, 2009 13:24 (GMT 0)
Topic Replies: 1

lol,,,,v funny welcome to the forum.
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Jokes :: Shopping

Author: elianna
Subject: Shopping
Posted: Apr 02, 2009 14:13 (GMT 0)
Topic Replies: 1

Shopping

A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart's and the husband picks up a case of Budweiser and put it in their shopping cart.

�What do you think you're doing?� asks the wife.

�They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,� he replies.

�Put them back, we can't afford them,� demands the wife. So he does and they carry on shopping.

A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and put it in the shopping cart.

�What do you think you're doing?� asks the husband.

�Its my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,� replies the wife.

Her husband retorts: �So does 24 cans of Budweiser and its half the price.�
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Wanna rant :: TIME OUT....For a funny story!

Author: Moneneisp
Subject: TIME OUT....For a funny story!
Posted: Mar 19, 2009 21:59 (GMT 0)
Topic Replies: 1

Hi! I just became a part of this forum here and I would love to be a part of it. I love contributing to the community.
I can probably add some humour to start with. Here are some funny stories that I read somewhere.

A patient comes to a Dentist with a tooth pain.
Dentist : Two of you teeth are infected and we need to extract them.
Patient: How much will it cost?
Dentist: Seven hundred and fifty dollars for both.
Patient: What? Seven hundred and fifty dollars for 10 minutes of work?
Dentist: Well, if you like, I can pull them out slowly!

Here is another one:

Husband and wife have just left their home for camping.
Wife: We should turn the car back! I forgot to turn off the gas stove and it might burn our appartment!
Husband: It's okay, the apartment will not burn, I forgot to turn off the shower.

The last one:

A trial is in progress in the court room.
Lawyer: Your Honour, if a person has 18 criminal records he is not a criminal.
Judge: Then who is he?
Lawyer: He is a Collector.

Thanks for reading. I hope you enjoyed it.

Snake chat :: Corn Snake

Author: seona
Subject: Corn Snake
Posted: Oct 30, 2008 10:00 (GMT 0)
Topic Replies: 0

The Corn Snake or Red Rat Snake, is a North American species of rat snake that subdue their small prey with constriction. The name corn snake comes from the fact that they have a maize like pattern on their bellies that resembles corn. Corn snakes are one of the most available snakes in the pet trade today. Vast numbers of corn snakes are captive bred annually, and are justifiably one of the most popular snakes of all time. Corn snakes are relatively small, rarely exceeding five feet in length, active feeders, tolerate a wide variety of environmental conditions, come in a dazzling arry of color morphs, and are very easy to breed. A baby corn snake can happily live in a ten gallon aquarium or enclosure of similar size.
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Snake help. :: RE: Humidity for bull snake

Author: wanderer1031
Posted: Sep 22, 2008 21:30 (GMT 0)
Topic Replies: 2

Where are you located? Unless we are dealing with some sort of humidity extreme (above 90 or below 40) your bullsnake SHOULD probably be alright as they are very adaptable and have a huge native range. Keep a large water bowl filled with fresh water available at ALL times and I'm willing to bet he'll be alright. They also like their privacy so give him a good hide box too.